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Our unusual comedy 'waiters and waitresses' confuse your guests masquerading as the genuine articles in this evening of mischievous comedy and mayhem.

Masquerading as genuine staff, they infiltrate your wedding reception, starting subtly, their antics will raise more than a few eyebrows with their blend of shoddy service, odd behaviour and inept skills as waiters.

They will confuse your guests with their unique antics and comedy capers, until your guests eventually realise that they have been had and these madcap waiters, behaving very badly were in fact Faulty Showers.

Ian Nebrieated The drunken waiter.

Yargos all the way from Eastern Europe and somewhat confused at our British ways.

Nobby the maintenance man or Bob the builder carry out some emergency maintenance on the lights above your table.

Sharon The hairdresser may even take her comb and curlers to your MD while

Sandra Strange predicts your future as she serves dessert.

The Tipsy Waiter/Waitress - This individual has a slight alcohol problem and is seen furtively hiding his/her own alcohol supply which consists of siphoned dregs of wine/beer from the guests' own glasses! Offering this supply for re-circulation and entertaining the guests with tales of 'times gone by', eventually their collapse is imminent!

The Ex-Con Waiter - Released only recently from several years in H.M. Hotel, this is his first job in the big wide world outside and it is very difficult for him to adjust to civvies! The prison canteen is more his line - watch with amusement at his attitude to your guests as he reluctantly 'attends' to them! Don't be surprised to see him with a furtive doggy bag for your leftovers!

The Sloppy Waitress - This waitress leaves much to be desired as she wafts around criticising the ladies' attire and coiffures and offering to feed those guests who look as though they're having trouble! Her waitressing skills are definitely questionable as she clears up huge piles of plates etc. soliciting the assistance of unsuspecting guests! Watch with delight as people search in vain for her lost earring or contact lens!

As the evening progresses and guests eventually realise they've been 'had' - all is revealed and the characters exposed! They will then involve everyone in a finale sing song of classic numbers such as 'Hey Big Spender' encouraging audience participation from willing victims!


Isle of Wight, Cowes, Ryde, Sandown, Newport, Shanklin, Ventnor, Yarmouth
Channel Islands, Jersey, St Peter Port, St Helier, Guernsey
London, Westminster, Mayfair, Chelsea, Docklands, Canary Wharf, Knightsbridge, Hampstead, Fulham, Golders Green, Wood Green, Wembley
Hammersmith, Battersea, Chiswick, Richmond, Putney, Surbiton, Hendon, Twickenham, Marylebone, Harrow, Teddington, Poplar, Croydon
Egham, Wentworth, Sunningdale, Virginia Water, Tunbridge Wells, Lewes, Horsham, Haywards Heath, East Grinstead, Sevenoaks, Farnham, 
Bedfordshire - Bedford, Luton, Dunstable, Leighton Buzzard, Biggleswade, Sandy.
Farnborough, Camberley, Reading, High Wycombe, Bracknell, Walton on Thames
Berkshire - Reading, Bracknell, Maidenhead, Newbury, Windsor, Wokingham, Abingdon.
Buckinghamshire - Aylesbury, Milton Keynes, Slough, Buckingham, High Wycombe. Henley on Thames
Cambridgeshire - Cambridge, Wisbech, Ely, March, Whittlesey, Chatteris, Linton.
Devon - Exeter, Plymouth, Torquay, Paignton, Barnstaple, Newton Abbot, Tavistock.
Dorset - Dorchester, Poole, Weymouth, Sherborne, Wimborne Minster, Shaftesbury.
Essex - Chelmsford, Basildon, Romford, Southend, Colcheter, Harlow, Brentwood.
Gloucestershire - Gloucester, Bristol, Cheltenham, Stroud, Cirencester, Tewkesbury.
Hampshire - Winchester, Southampton, Portsmouth, Bournemouth, Basingstoke.
Herefordshire - Hereford, Ross-on-Wye, Leominster, Ledbury, Bromyard, Kington.
Hertfordshire - Hertford, Watford, St. Albans, Hemel Hempstead, Stevenage, Hatfield.
Huntingdonshire - Huntingdon, St. Ives, St. Neots, Ramsey, Yaxley.
Kent - Maidstone, Canterbury, Rochester, Margate, Folkestone, Dover, Greenwich.
Middlesex - City of London, Harrow, Enfield, Staines, Potters Bar, Westminster.
Norfolk - Norwich, Great Yarmouth, King's Lynn, Dereham, Cromer, Hunstanton.
Oxfordshire - Oxford, Banbury, Witney, Bicester, Henley-on-Thames, Thame.
Rutland - Oakham, Uppingham. Cottesmore.
Somerset - Taunton, Bath, Weston-super-Mare, Yeovil, Bridgwater, Wells, Glastonbury.
Northamptonshire - Northampton, Peterborough, Corby, Kettering, Wellingborough.
Suffolk - Ipswich, Bury St. Edmunds, Lowestoft, Felixstowe, Sudbury, Haverhill, Bungay.
Sussex - Chichester, Brighton, Worthing, Crawley, Hastings, Eastbourne, Horsham.
Surrey - Guildford, Croydon, Woking, Sutton, Kingston-on-Thames, Wimbledon, Esher, Cobham, Wimbledon, Weybridge, Leatherhead
Wiltshire - Trowbridge, Salisbury, Swindon, Chippenham, Marlborough, Warminster.
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